The photo isn't relevant to the post but it just funny. (But kind of creepy) If you want to avoid putting your foot in your mouth here are some things to talk about. I don't endorse all of these statistics since something like 70% percent of statistics are made up (I just made that up). So feel free to Google if you want verification.
75% of Pandas are left handed
Over 80% of men flush the urinal before they are finished
Irish people average 6 cups of tea a day. The most in the world.
The Marsh I work at holds enough water to fill 3,000 Olympic size swimming pools.
People eat more on July 4th than on Thanksgiving.
And remember, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!